• the Xcode bloat creep is real 😟

  • I’m doing #EXTRALIFE today to raise money for sick and injured kids at my local children’s hospital. #ForTheKids! do.nr/sj42m twitch.tv/bluby7

  • Uncheck this Chrome setting early and often…

  • I early voted

  • needs more bokeh…

  • I’ve signed up for #EXTRALIFE this year to raise money for sick and injured kids at my local children’s hospital. #ForTheKids! do.nr/sj42m

  • Not sure what is worse: inconsistency or consistently bad?

  • pro tip: you should eat a white chocolate Reese’s pumpkin

  • Observation: if you say “True Depth” really fast it sounds more like “True Dat”

  • the Kozy Shack pudding is the BEST pudding

  • ⌚️ A heart rate monitor 💓 An activity tracker 🏊🏽‍♂️

    An arm hair ripper-outer 🤛🏻

  • nothing more guilt inducing (yet totally worth it) than binging on Chicago deep dish 🍕

  • I will gladly pay you Tuesday if you hide your hamburger menu today

  • To all my fellow iPhone preorder friends (degenerates) tonight:

    Good luck God speed And may the force be with you… ALWAYS📱

  • have a taste for a bokeh burger all of a sudden

  • moar beautiful bokeh please

  • remember when they used to show professional bowling on national tv? Boy those were the days 🎳🎳🎳

  • I’m about to eat a Pop Tart for the first time in a VERY long time

  • TIL some people call cookie cakes “big cookies” 🤔

  • #function, #file and #line are cool and all… but how bout that #cake???!!!

  • It’s our national travesty that Xcode’s Paste and Preserve Formatting is not the default paste 😢

  • App subscription fatigue? Try app subscription model fatigue!

    Every app I subscribe to has a unique spin on subscription terms and conditions.

    ¡Ay, caramba! 🤯

  • in my day marzipan was for making bad fruitcakes

  • the hardest problem in all of compteurs is renaming a project in Xcode

  • 🐎🐎🐎

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