• Oct 18, 2020

  Did you ever try to listen to elevator music while not in an elevator?

  Cant recommend

• Oct 8, 2020

  breaking: Pence’s fly just tested positive but with mild symptoms

• Oct 5, 2020

  Decision 2020:

  Biden vs Weekend At Bernie’s

• Oct 3, 2020

  White House now has more cases than New Zealand

• Sep 21, 2020

  Xbox git Bethlehem today

• Sep 13, 2020

  da bears

• Jul 17, 2020

  Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a legit TANK

• Jul 3, 2020

  in 2020 all the Karens will be televised

• Jun 15, 2020

  I am not a spring chicken

• May 19, 2020

  the life-changing magic of tidy-whities

• May 19, 2020

  Chocolate Mnuchin

• May 8, 2020

  time to adjust to the new realtor

• May 6, 2020

  hamburger helper without the hamburger is our new friend

• May 5, 2020

  where’s the beef. literally

• May 1, 2020

  optional Bools are very very mean

• Apr 29, 2020

  was hoping it would be assassins creed palatine

• Apr 21, 2020

  a barrel of oil is now cheaper than one ramen noodle

• Apr 17, 2020

  Ask Dr. Charlatan

• Apr 16, 2020

  time to learn cobalt

• Apr 15, 2020

  down to my last ranch flavored Pringle

• Apr 10, 2020

  🇺🇸 I wore pants

• Apr 7, 2020

  today at work i got to name a variable “cookieMonster” 🍪

• Apr 3, 2020

  what day is it

• Mar 18, 2020

  copper is the new silver

• Mar 12, 2020

  time to bring in Baby Yoda

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