• eating pizza with knife and fork is not very civilized

  • why do people have to say “yeah no”

  • Whenever I see: Unable to simultaneously satisfy constraints:

  • fakebook

  • UIEdgeInsetsMake(me, lose, my, shit)

  • There’s an Existential Megaflop in Swift???

    Who knew???

  • my modus operandi is to ride in a Hyundai 🚙

  • I just backed Mark One: A Minimal, Durable, Retractable Pen. on @Kickstarter kck.st/2FUYSrp

  • Whatever happened with the SE-987654321 UnsafeMutableRawBufferFlufferNutterPointerPurplePeopleEater proposal?

  • Why do all the cool kids these days keep saying “I mean” before every sentence?

  • Back in the day, Sesame Street was my jam… And rubber skeletons.

  • pancetta 👌🏼🥓 that is all

  • 👍 this: stackoverflow.com/questions… early and often 🤓

  • The greatest, most useful invention in the history of the world is the La-Z-Boy chair

  • peanut butter and jelly is a food group 🥜🍓

  • If I inherit your code and I find that you did not write unit tests…

    I will find you…

    And then I will CRUSH you…

  • i only bought a HomePod for the firmware

  • seltzer… as far the eye can see…

  • this error message is literally boring me to tears 😭

  • IMO, the only bowl is Tecmo bowl

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