2021-01-01: hny

2020-12-18: Cyberclunk

2020-11-12: This is the Way #PS5

2020-11-10: nerds start your engines

2020-11-03: vot

2020-10-18: Did you ever try to listen to elevator music while not in an elevator? Cant recommend

2020-10-08: breaking: Pence’s fly just tested positive but with mild symptoms

2020-10-05: Decision 2020: Biden vs Weekend At Bernie’s

2020-10-03: White House now has more cases than New Zealand

2020-09-13: da bears

2020-07-17: Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a legit TANK

2020-07-03: in 2020 all the Karens will be televised

2020-06-15: I am not a spring chicken

2020-05-19: the life-changing magic of tidy-whities

2020-05-19: Chocolate Mnuchin

2020-05-08: time to adjust to the new realtor

2020-05-06: hamburger helper without the hamburger is our new friend

2020-05-05: where’s the beef. literally

2020-05-01: optional Bools are very very mean

2020-04-29: was hoping it would be assassins creed palatine

2020-04-21: a barrel of oil is now cheaper than one ramen noodle

2020-04-17: Ask Dr. Charlatan

2020-04-16: time to learn cobalt

2020-04-15: down to my last ranch flavored Pringle

2020-04-10: πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ I wore pants

2020-04-07: today at work i got to name a variable “cookieMonster” πŸͺ

2020-04-03: what day is it

2020-03-12: time to bring in Baby Yoda

2020-02-21: I eat breakfast for breakfast

2020-01-23: wouldn’t it be funny if Cyberpunk 2077 gets delayed till 2078?

2020-01-03: start the year off right with yet another spam email from Ello

2019-12-25: β€˜tis the season for finding a piece of glitter stuck on your forehead hours later after a party 🎁

2019-12-10: when in doubt, bring in Baby Yoda

2019-12-06: if your app doesn’t crash on launch does that still count as “functional programming”?

2019-12-03: Now this is an update. 42gb πŸ˜―πŸ•Ή

2019-11-16: Ahoy! I recently updated my little Micro.blog macOS Today Widget TodayPoster to add Dark Mode …

2019-11-07: gotta love all the Swift learning sites littered with ads and paid products πŸ™„

2019-10-11: Spooky canstruction πŸŽƒ

2019-09-27: life is like one big fetch quest

2019-09-25: iOS developers famous last line of code: tableView.performBatchUpdates πŸ‘©β€πŸ¦² πŸ§“ πŸ§” πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈ ☠️

2019-09-20: Turn on this iOS 13 feature early and often 🀐

2019-09-11: SpringBoard -> StarBoard πŸ€”

2019-07-25: 😎 Godzilla: The Showa-Era Films, 1954–1975 - The Criterion CollectionπŸ¦–

2019-07-01: scuse me while I go vacuum the database…

2019-06-30: Apologies for the humble brag… 100% completion in Red Dead Redemption 2

2019-06-11: Checkbox-driven devlopment βœ…

2019-06-03: Nerds, start your engines πŸ“²

2019-04-08: Finally finished Assassin’s Creed Cleveland. Boy was that a slog.

2019-04-01: I’m loud … … … April fools

2019-03-30: β€œShould be pretty straightforward” Developer’s famous last words

2019-03-16: wat?

2019-02-28: MUCH later please. I’m tired and don’t feel like working on my new domain rn

2019-02-14: Midnight snacks. Remember those?

2019-02-13: OH: “This block of code is structured like a Pyramid of Doom” … “Like …

2019-01-25: “The Xcode build system has crashed. Please close and reopen your workspace.” “The …

2019-01-23: #warning is the new and improved // TODO:

2019-01-03: Goal for 2019: Fling MacBook πŸ’» into Chicago river

2018-12-13: This looks like a fun upcoming Nintendo Switch game: Fitness Boxing for Nintendo Switch

2018-12-10: Our website EATS cookies because they are scrumptious!!! πŸͺπŸͺπŸͺ

2018-12-07: when in doubt just call layoutIfNeeded

2018-11-28: ❀️ this new GitHub “Releases only” watch feature

2018-11-06: the Xcode bloat creep is real 😟

2018-11-03: I’m doing #EXTRALIFE today to raise money for sick and injured kids at my local children’s …

2018-11-02: Uncheck this Chrome setting early and often…

2018-11-01: I early voted

2018-10-30: needs more bokeh…

2018-10-29: I’ve signed up for #EXTRALIFE this year to raise money for sick and injured kids at my local …

2018-10-22: Not sure what is worse: inconsistency or consistently bad?

2018-10-13: pro tip: you should eat a white chocolate Reese’s pumpkin

2018-09-26: ⌚️ A heart rate monitor πŸ’“ An activity tracker πŸŠπŸ½β€β™‚οΈ An arm hair ripper-outer πŸ€›πŸ»

2018-09-22: nothing more guilt inducing (yet totally worth it) than binging on Chicago deep dish πŸ•

2018-09-21: I will gladly pay you Tuesday if you hide your hamburger menu today

2018-09-13: To all my fellow iPhone preorder friends (degenerates) tonight: Good luck God speed And may the …

2018-09-13: have a taste for a bokeh burger all of a sudden

2018-09-12: moar beautiful bokeh please

2018-09-02: remember when they used to show professional bowling on national tv? Boy those were the days 🎳🎳🎳

2018-08-04: I’m about to eat a Pop Tart for the first time in a VERY long time

2018-07-28: TIL some people call cookie cakes β€œbig cookies” πŸ€”

2018-07-25: #function, #file and #line are cool and all… but how bout that #cake???!!!

2018-07-13: It’s our national travesty that Xcode’s Paste and Preserve Formatting is not the default …

2018-07-03: App subscription fatigue? Try app subscription model fatigue! Every app I subscribe to has a unique …

2018-06-12: in my day marzipan was for making bad fruitcakes

2018-06-12: the hardest problem in all of compteurs is renaming a project in Xcode

2018-06-09: 🐎🐎🐎

2018-06-06: Getting ready for the @_RelayFM live podcast event at the Hammer

2018-06-04: I’m at the @atpfm live event watching 3 nerds on a screen

2018-06-04: in my day we got our Walkie Talkies from the Radio Shack

2018-06-04: Literally everyone in this room is trying (and failing) to download Xcode 10 beta #WWDC #bandwidth

2018-06-04: I’m in the keynote room # WWDC

2018-06-03: The theme for #WWDC this year is very ORANGE 🍊 and very 3D πŸ€“

2018-06-03: I went to 🍎 Park visitor center

2018-06-03: ORD ✈️ SJC for #WWDC

2018-05-23: print("it warks")

2018-05-19: eating pizza with knife and fork is not very civilized

2018-05-17: why do people have to say β€œyeah no”

2018-05-12: Whenever I see: Unable to simultaneously satisfy constraints:

2018-05-06: fakebook

2018-05-04: UIEdgeInsetsMake(me, lose, my, shit)

2018-04-19: There’s an Existential Megaflop in Swift??? Who knew???

2018-04-18: my modus operandi is to ride in a Hyundai πŸš™

2018-04-05: I just backed Mark One: A Minimal, Durable, Retractable Pen. on @Kickstarter kck.st/2FUYSrp

2018-03-29: Whatever happened with the SE-987654321 UnsafeMutableRawBufferFlufferNutterPointerPurplePeopleEater …

2018-03-28: Why do all the cool kids these days keep saying β€œI mean” before every sentence?

2018-03-10: Back in the day, Sesame Street was my jam… And rubber skeletons.

2018-03-04: pancetta πŸ‘ŒπŸΌπŸ₯“ that is all

2018-02-25: πŸ‘ this: stackoverflow.com/questions… early and often πŸ€“

2018-02-14: The greatest, most useful invention in the history of the world is the La-Z-Boy chair

2018-02-11: peanut butter and jelly is a food group πŸ₯œπŸ“

2018-02-09: If I inherit your code and I find that you did not write unit tests… I will find you… …

2018-02-09: i only bought a HomePod for the firmware

2018-02-08: seltzer… as far the eye can see…

2018-02-06: this error message is literally boring me to tears 😭

2018-02-03: IMO, the only bowl is Tecmo bowl

2018-02-02: πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•

2018-02-02: P

2018-02-02: i

2018-02-02: z

2018-02-02: z

2018-02-01: a

2018-01-23: i don’t know what to do with myself with this new Chobani design

2018-01-16: there’s no shame in using microwave egg poachers πŸ₯š

2018-01-10: string cheese manipulation πŸ§€

2018-01-09: sometimes I confuse for loops with fruit loops πŸ“βžΏ

2018-01-08: For the first Micro Monday I recommend @f f.micro.blog. Why? Because one letter usernames …

2018-01-08: Several people are typing…

2018-01-07: i ❀️ porgs

2018-01-06: When in doubt, just use NSBeep πŸ›Ž

2018-01-04: day drinking while playing video games in your pajamas on a weekday is very underrated

2018-01-01: hny

2017-12-31: merry new year

2017-12-29: Bye bye IL Cook County sweetened beverage tax πŸ‘‹ Hello Mexican Coke πŸ‘Œ

2017-12-25: πŸŽ…

2017-12-24: jelly of the month club β˜ƒοΈπŸŽ„

2017-12-21: need me an iMac Pro so can use Slack pretty

2017-12-16: so, happy holidaze and all that jazz

2017-12-14: we lost net neutrality, but we’ll always have the quiet car

2017-11-30: just me chillin with Elwood Blues at @hobchicago on this last day of @Movember #Movember …

2017-11-27: Happy Holidays. Sincerely, The hanging traffic cones above a barge on the Chicago river.

2017-11-25: It’s my birthday

2017-11-20: the secrets of the universe can be found in the HomePod firmware

2017-11-19: Forgive me

2017-11-18: Today I made ribs in the Instant Pot πŸ‘¨πŸ»β€πŸ³

2017-11-12: I made salted caramel brownies #tasty

2017-11-10: Love this classic from Freddie Hubbard 🎺itunes.apple.com

2017-11-07: 🀞 as IBDesignable views can be brutal sometimes

2017-10-27: !πŸ•Ή

2017-10-27: I can’t wait to get home today so I can play Super Mario Odyssey πŸ„ #NintendoSwitch

2017-10-27: I am now a patron of Tru Luv on @patreon, and you should be too: patreon.com/truluvmed…

2017-10-26: The new Chicago Apple Store is very cool 🍎

2017-10-25: I like to write my open source code in Objective-C because it’s very crusty and keeps the riff-raff …

2017-10-24: Oh rejoice I just received my panobook from @studioneat via Kickstarter! #panobook πŸ—’

2017-10-21: Library book sale scoop πŸ“–

2017-10-21: I love how my local library bans electronic devices at their used book sales. Would love to see more …

2017-10-18: πŸ‘‹πŸΌ #ReleaseNotes

2017-10-18: Yet another great #ReleaseNotes @release_notes #3MoreYears ! #3MoreYears !

2017-10-17: Please join me in donating to help App Camp for Girls expand to 3 new cities ac4g.releasenotes.tv

2017-10-16: Hello, my name is Luby #ReleaseNotes

2017-10-16: I’m at release notes #ReleaseNotes

2017-10-12: even the snail mailers don’t use my first name βœ‰οΈ

2017-10-10: XML? More like XMHell 😈πŸ”₯

2017-10-10: The Xcode plist editor was very mean to me today…

2017-10-08: I’m addicted already πŸ‘¨πŸΌβ€πŸŒΎ #StardewValley #NintendoSwitch

2017-10-07: ✨My Micro.blog macOS Today Widget now has optional post title functionality✨ …

2017-10-03: I still don’t get all the Touch Bar hate. It is 100% DOPE! πŸ€“πŸ’»

2017-09-30: good wine 🍷

2017-09-27: Robo-bug 🐞 in the wild

2017-09-26: today at work i made a robo-bug

2017-09-18: there is such a fine line between courage and herbage

2017-09-15: Cellular Apple Watch ⌚️ and 4K Apple TV πŸ“Ί here I come! πŸ€—πŸ€“

2017-09-15: To my fellow Apple pre-order degenerates, Good luck… Godspeed… And may the force be …

2017-09-14: Grouping Objective-C Constants With Class Properties www.luby.info/2017/09/1…

2017-09-13: tvOS wireless debugging www.luby.info/2017/09/1…

2017-09-12: time to fire up the lemonade stands again πŸ‹

2017-09-08: I got Vani-Vith from the Warp Gate in Phoenix II! #phoenix2 appstore.com/phoenixII

2017-09-05: Oh rejoice Ramp Champ has finally been updated πŸ€“πŸ•ΉπŸ’― itunes.apple.com/us/app/ra…

2017-08-26: #ITMFA everyplay.com/videos/46…

2017-08-25: I got Gladius from the Warp Gate in Phoenix II! #phoenix2 appstore.com/phoenixII

2017-08-24: I got Dragonfly from the Warp Gate in Phoenix II! #phoenix2 appstore.com/phoenixII

2017-08-24: i like this mount hagen instant β˜•οΈ on occasion and not ashamed one bit #coffee

2017-08-23: I got Wraith from the Warp Gate in Phoenix II! #phoenix2 appstore.com/phoenixII

2017-08-20: I got NjΓΆrun from the Warp Gate in Phoenix II! #phoenix2 appstore.com/phoenixII

2017-08-19: I got Vuxine from the Warp Gate in Phoenix II! #phoenix2 appstore.com/phoenixII

2017-08-09: I got Torrent from the Warp Gate in Phoenix II! #phoenix2 appstore.com/phoenixII

2017-08-08: I got Saber from the Warp Gate in Phoenix II πŸ€“πŸ•Ή #phoenix2 appstore.com/phoenixII

2017-07-27: TIL: If you spell the “god” in “god class” backwards it becomes “dog …

2017-07-26: Go out and have yourself a nice Hearty Truffle today! For your health!

2017-07-23: Joy-con motion controls are phenomenal in #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch.

2017-07-21: Just got #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch πŸ€—πŸ•Ή

2017-07-11: #SlimeDay

2017-07-10: Is it just me or does the new iOS beta feel any… snappier?

2017-07-08: Went to the gym 6 out of the last 7 days πŸ‹πŸ»

2017-06-28: Bambi is a barge watcher too #bargewatch #bambi

2017-06-27: I just backed Panobook: A Notebook for Your Desk on @Kickstarter kck.st/2rTqF4x

2017-06-27: want πŸ€“ www.kickstarter.com/projects/…

2017-06-16: Happy #ARMS day to me πŸ€—πŸ•Ή #NintendoSwitch

2017-06-09: SJC ✈️ ORD πŸ‘‹βœŒοΈπŸ‘

2017-06-08: My personal favorite #AltConf talk was “Helping Users Create Good Habits” by @mostgood. …

2017-06-08: Latte β˜•οΈ at Social Policy in San Jose

2017-06-07: Learning about automation from the one and only Sal Soghoian #AltConf

2017-06-07: Enjoying “Kickstarting your app with user feedback” talk by @leahculver #AltConf

2017-06-07: Voltaire Coffee House San Jose Latte β˜•οΈ

2017-06-06: Not a rock concert. A podcast! @thetalkshow live queue

2017-06-06: Getting ready for @thetalkshow live πŸ€—

2017-06-06: At micro.blog meetup today πŸ˜€

2017-06-06: βœ…: Get micro.blog button πŸ€—

2017-06-06: Is it too late to learn how to program and how being a developer change my life #altconf …

2017-06-05: So long @atpfm show #AltConf and thanks for all the stickers

2017-06-05: βœ…: I’m at ATP live! πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€— #AltConf #WWDC

2017-06-05: This is not the keynote line. It’s the line for ATP live. πŸ€“

2017-06-05: Metal 2 πŸ€“

2017-06-05: I’m at a post-keynote panel discussion at #AltConf

2017-06-05: Hello #AltConf

2017-06-05: 10.5 iPad Pro instapurchased

2017-06-05: iTunes Ping API!!!!!!!!!! #WWDC

2017-06-04: βœ…: Quick visit to the mothership πŸ€“

2017-06-04: ORD ✈️ SJC for #AltConf and other πŸ€“ activities

2017-06-02: its ok to curse on the quiet car under your breath

2017-05-31: people who chomp and snap on 🍎’s next to me on the train πŸš‚ all day please go bye bye πŸ‘‹ now

2017-05-29: Link in Mute City #MK8D #NintendoSwitch

2017-05-28: #PuyoPuyoTetris #NintendoSwitch such an addictive game πŸ•Ή

2017-05-27: #NintendoSwitch #ARMS Global Testpunch πŸŒŽπŸ‘ŠπŸ½πŸ€—

2017-05-27: whoever built NSLayoutAnchor should get a medal and a cookie πŸͺ every day till the end of days πŸ€“

2017-05-17: mini-barge under the bridge down by the river #BoredAtLunch

2017-05-17: UILabel allowsDefaultTighteningForTruncation == πŸ€“

2017-05-16: nintendo switch battery drain is real πŸ˜•πŸ”‹

2017-05-12: A new version of TodayPoster for your posting pleasure

2017-05-09: Heres an early stage spare time project I recently started. A simple macOS Today Widget for posting …

2017-05-08: Testing out TodayPoster for posting to Micro.blog.

2017-05-07: Big Wheels #MK8D #NintendoSwitch

2017-05-07: Fun spare time project I just started. A very simple macOS Today extension for posting text to …

2017-05-07: Testing out the Micro.blog posting API

2017-05-07: Testing out the Micro.blog posting API

2017-05-06: 🐎 #KentuckyDerby

2017-05-06: Testing out posting API

2017-05-06: i ❀️ Objective-C [[[[[😻]]]]]

2017-04-25: Hello micro.blog!!! πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€