2020-10-18: Did you ever try to listen to elevator music while not in an elevator? Cant recommend

2020-10-08: breaking: Penceโ€™s fly just tested positive but with mild symptoms

2020-10-05: Decision 2020: Biden vs Weekend At Bernieโ€™s

2020-10-03: White House now has more cases than New Zealand

2020-09-21: Xbox git Bethlehem today

2020-09-13: da bears

2020-07-17: Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a legit TANK

2020-07-03: in 2020 all the Karens will be televised

2020-06-15: I am not a spring chicken

2020-05-19: the life-changing magic of tidy-whities

2020-05-19: Chocolate Mnuchin

2020-05-08: time to adjust to the new realtor

2020-05-06: hamburger helper without the hamburger is our new friend

2020-05-05: whereโ€™s the beef. literally

2020-05-01: optional Bools are very very mean

2020-04-29: was hoping it would be assassins creed palatine

2020-04-21: a barrel of oil is now cheaper than one ramen noodle

2020-04-17: Ask Dr. Charlatan

2020-04-16: time to learn cobalt

2020-04-15: down to my last ranch flavored Pringle

2020-04-10: ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ I wore pants

2020-04-07: today at work i got to name a variable “cookieMonster” ๐Ÿช

2020-04-03: what day is it

2020-03-18: copper is the new silver

2020-03-12: time to bring in Baby Yoda

2020-02-21: I eat breakfast for breakfast

2020-01-23: wouldn’t it be funny if Cyberpunk 2077 gets delayed till 2078?

2020-01-03: start the year off right with yet another spam email from Ello

2019-12-25: โ€˜tis the season for finding a piece of glitter stuck on your forehead hours later after a party ๐ŸŽ

2019-12-10: when in doubt, bring in Baby Yoda

2019-12-06: if your app doesnโ€™t crash on launch does that still count as “functional programming”?

2019-12-03: Now this is an update. 42gb ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ•น

2019-11-16: Ahoy! I recently updated my little Micro.blog macOS Today Widget TodayPoster to add Dark Mode โ€ฆ

2019-11-07: gotta love all the Swift learning sites littered with ads and paid products ๐Ÿ™„

2019-10-11: Spooky canstruction ๐ŸŽƒ

2019-09-27: life is like one big fetch quest

2019-09-25: iOS developers famous last line of code: tableView.performBatchUpdates ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆฒ ๐Ÿง“ ๐Ÿง” ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ โ˜ ๏ธ

2019-09-20: Turn on this iOS 13 feature early and often ๐Ÿค

2019-09-11: SpringBoard -> StarBoard ๐Ÿค”

2019-07-25: ๐Ÿ˜Ž Godzilla: The Showa-Era Films, 1954โ€“1975 - The Criterion Collection๐Ÿฆ–

2019-07-01: scuse me while I go vacuum the database…

2019-06-30: Apologies for the humble brag… 100% completion in Red Dead Redemption 2

2019-06-13: Will SwiftUI finally help me to understand wtf โ€œKubernetesโ€ is for?

2019-06-11: Checkbox-driven devlopment โœ…

2019-06-03: Nerds, start your engines ๐Ÿ“ฒ

2019-04-08: Finally finished Assassinโ€™s Creed Cleveland. Boy was that a slog.

2019-04-01: Iโ€™m loud … … … April fools

2019-03-30: โ€œShould be pretty straightforwardโ€ Developerโ€™s famous last words

2019-03-21: wat?

2019-03-16: wat?

2019-02-28: MUCH later please. I’m tired and don’t feel like working on my new domain rn

2019-02-14: Midnight snacks. Remember those?

2019-02-13: OH: “This block of code is structured like a Pyramid of Doom” … “Like โ€ฆ

2019-01-31: two favorite back-to-back words are “feeling unappealing”

2019-01-25: “The Xcode build system has crashed. Please close and reopen your workspace.” “The โ€ฆ

2019-01-23: #warning is the new and improved // TODO:

2019-01-03: Goal for 2019: Fling MacBook ๐Ÿ’ป into Chicago river

2018-12-13: This looks like a fun upcoming Nintendo Switch game: Fitness Boxing for Nintendo Switch

2018-12-10: Our website EATS cookies because they are scrumptious!!! ๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿช

2018-12-07: when in doubt just call layoutIfNeeded

2018-11-28: โค๏ธ this new GitHub “Releases only” watch feature

2018-11-06: the Xcode bloat creep is real ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

2018-11-03: Iโ€™m doing #EXTRALIFE today to raise money for sick and injured kids at my local children’s โ€ฆ

2018-11-02: Uncheck this Chrome setting early and often…

2018-11-01: I early voted

2018-10-30: needs more bokeh…

2018-10-29: I’ve signed up for #EXTRALIFE this year to raise money for sick and injured kids at my local โ€ฆ

2018-10-22: Not sure what is worse: inconsistency or consistently bad?

2018-10-13: pro tip: you should eat a white chocolate Reeseโ€™s pumpkin

2018-10-10: Observation: if you say โ€œTrue Depthโ€ really fast it sounds more like โ€œTrue Datโ€

2018-10-09: the Kozy Shack pudding is the BEST pudding

2018-09-26: โŒš๏ธ A heart rate monitor ๐Ÿ’“ An activity tracker ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ An arm hair ripper-outer ๐Ÿค›๐Ÿป

2018-09-22: nothing more guilt inducing (yet totally worth it) than binging on Chicago deep dish ๐Ÿ•

2018-09-21: I will gladly pay you Tuesday if you hide your hamburger menu today

2018-09-13: To all my fellow iPhone preorder friends (degenerates) tonight: Good luck God speed And may the โ€ฆ

2018-09-13: have a taste for a bokeh burger all of a sudden

2018-09-12: moar beautiful bokeh please

2018-09-02: remember when they used to show professional bowling on national tv? Boy those were the days ๐ŸŽณ๐ŸŽณ๐ŸŽณ

2018-08-04: Iโ€™m about to eat a Pop Tart for the first time in a VERY long time

2018-07-28: TIL some people call cookie cakes โ€œbig cookiesโ€ ๐Ÿค”

2018-07-25: #function, #file and #line are cool and all… but how bout that #cake???!!!

2018-07-13: It’s our national travesty that Xcode’s Paste and Preserve Formatting is not the default โ€ฆ

2018-07-03: App subscription fatigue? Try app subscription model fatigue! Every app I subscribe to has a unique โ€ฆ

2018-06-12: in my day marzipan was for making bad fruitcakes

2018-06-12: the hardest problem in all of compteurs is renaming a project in Xcode

2018-06-09: ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ

2018-06-06: Getting ready for the @_RelayFM live podcast event at the Hammer

2018-06-04: Iโ€™m at the @atpfm live event watching 3 nerds on a screen

2018-06-04: in my day we got our Walkie Talkies from the Radio Shack

2018-06-04: Literally everyone in this room is trying (and failing) to download Xcode 10 beta #WWDC #bandwidth

2018-06-04: Iโ€™m in the keynote room # WWDC

2018-06-03: The theme for #WWDC this year is very ORANGE ๐ŸŠ and very 3D ๐Ÿค“

2018-06-03: I went to ๐ŸŽ Park visitor center

2018-06-03: ORD โœˆ๏ธ SJC for #WWDC

2018-05-23: print("it warks")

2018-05-19: eating pizza with knife and fork is not very civilized

2018-05-17: why do people have to say โ€œyeah noโ€

2018-05-12: Whenever I see: Unable to simultaneously satisfy constraints:

2018-05-06: fakebook

2018-05-04: UIEdgeInsetsMake(me, lose, my, shit)

2018-04-19: There’s an Existential Megaflop in Swift??? Who knew???

2018-04-18: my modus operandi is to ride in a Hyundai ๐Ÿš™

2018-04-05: I just backed Mark One: A Minimal, Durable, Retractable Pen. on @Kickstarter kck.st/2FUYSrp

2018-03-29: Whatever happened with the SE-987654321 UnsafeMutableRawBufferFlufferNutterPointerPurplePeopleEater โ€ฆ

2018-03-28: Why do all the cool kids these days keep saying โ€œI meanโ€ before every sentence?

2018-03-10: Back in the day, Sesame Street was my jam… And rubber skeletons.

2018-03-04: pancetta ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฅ“ that is all

2018-02-25: ๐Ÿ‘ this: stackoverflow.com/questions… early and often ๐Ÿค“

2018-02-14: The greatest, most useful invention in the history of the world is the La-Z-Boy chair

2018-02-11: peanut butter and jelly is a food group ๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿ“

2018-02-09: If I inherit your code and I find that you did not write unit tests… I will find you… โ€ฆ

2018-02-09: i only bought a HomePod for the firmware

2018-02-08: seltzer… as far the eye can see…

2018-02-06: this error message is literally boring me to tears ๐Ÿ˜ญ

2018-02-03: IMO, the only bowl is Tecmo bowl

2018-02-02: ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ•

2018-02-02: P

2018-02-02: i

2018-02-02: z

2018-02-02: z

2018-02-01: a

2018-01-23: i donโ€™t know what to do with myself with this new Chobani design

2018-01-16: thereโ€™s no shame in using microwave egg poachers ๐Ÿฅš

2018-01-10: string cheese manipulation ๐Ÿง€

2018-01-09: sometimes I confuse for loops with fruit loops ๐Ÿ“โžฟ

2018-01-08: For the first Micro Monday I recommend @f f.micro.blog. Why? Because one letter usernames โ€ฆ

2018-01-08: Several people are typing…

2018-01-07: i โค๏ธ porgs

2018-01-06: When in doubt, just use NSBeep ๐Ÿ›Ž

2018-01-04: day drinking while playing video games in your pajamas on a weekday is very underrated

2018-01-01: hny

2017-12-31: merry new year

2017-12-29: Bye bye IL Cook County sweetened beverage tax ๐Ÿ‘‹ Hello Mexican Coke ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2017-12-25: ๐ŸŽ…

2017-12-24: jelly of the month club โ˜ƒ๏ธ๐ŸŽ„

2017-12-21: need me an iMac Pro so can use Slack pretty

2017-12-16: so, happy holidaze and all that jazz

2017-12-14: we lost net neutrality, but weโ€™ll always have the quiet car

2017-11-30: just me chillin with Elwood Blues at @hobchicago on this last day of @Movember #Movember โ€ฆ

2017-11-27: Happy Holidays. Sincerely, The hanging traffic cones above a barge on the Chicago river.

2017-11-25: Itโ€™s my birthday

2017-11-20: the secrets of the universe can be found in the HomePod firmware

2017-11-19: Forgive me

2017-11-18: Today I made ribs in the Instant Pot ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿณ

2017-11-12: I made salted caramel brownies #tasty

2017-11-10: Love this classic from Freddie Hubbard ๐ŸŽบitunes.apple.com

2017-11-07: ๐Ÿคž as IBDesignable views can be brutal sometimes

2017-10-27: !๐Ÿ•น

2017-10-27: I can’t wait to get home today so I can play Super Mario Odyssey ๐Ÿ„ #NintendoSwitch

2017-10-27: I am now a patron of Tru Luv on @patreon, and you should be too: patreon.com/truluvmed…

2017-10-26: The new Chicago Apple Store is very cool ๐ŸŽ

2017-10-25: I like to write my open source code in Objective-C because itโ€™s very crusty and keeps the riff-raff โ€ฆ

2017-10-24: Oh rejoice I just received my panobook from @studioneat via Kickstarter! #panobook ๐Ÿ—’

2017-10-21: Library book sale scoop ๐Ÿ“–

2017-10-21: I love how my local library bans electronic devices at their used book sales. Would love to see more โ€ฆ

2017-10-18: ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿผ #ReleaseNotes

2017-10-18: Yet another great #ReleaseNotes @release_notes #3MoreYears ! #3MoreYears !

2017-10-17: Please join me in donating to help App Camp for Girls expand to 3 new cities ac4g.releasenotes.tv

2017-10-16: Hello, my name is Luby #ReleaseNotes

2017-10-16: Iโ€™m at release notes #ReleaseNotes

2017-10-12: even the snail mailers donโ€™t use my first name โœ‰๏ธ

2017-10-10: XML? More like XMHell ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ

2017-10-10: The Xcode plist editor was very mean to me today…

2017-10-08: Iโ€™m addicted already ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผโ€๐ŸŒพ #StardewValley #NintendoSwitch

2017-10-07: โœจMy Micro.blog macOS Today Widget now has optional post title functionalityโœจ โ€ฆ

2017-10-03: I still don’t get all the Touch Bar hate. It is 100% DOPE! ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ’ป

2017-09-30: good wine ๐Ÿท

2017-09-27: Robo-bug ๐Ÿž in the wild

2017-09-26: today at work i made a robo-bug

2017-09-18: there is such a fine line between courage and herbage

2017-09-15: Cellular Apple Watch โŒš๏ธ and 4K Apple TV ๐Ÿ“บ here I come! ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค“

2017-09-15: To my fellow Apple pre-order degenerates, Good luck… Godspeed… And may the force be โ€ฆ

2017-09-14: Grouping Objective-C Constants With Class Properties www.luby.info/2017/09/1…

2017-09-13: tvOS wireless debugging www.luby.info/2017/09/1…

2017-09-12: time to fire up the lemonade stands again ๐Ÿ‹

2017-09-08: I got Vani-Vith from the Warp Gate in Phoenix II! #phoenix2 appstore.com/phoenixII

2017-09-05: Oh rejoice Ramp Champ has finally been updated ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ•น๐Ÿ’ฏ itunes.apple.com/us/app/ra…

2017-08-26: #ITMFA everyplay.com/videos/46…

2017-08-25: I got Gladius from the Warp Gate in Phoenix II! #phoenix2 appstore.com/phoenixII

2017-08-24: I got Dragonfly from the Warp Gate in Phoenix II! #phoenix2 appstore.com/phoenixII

2017-08-24: i like this mount hagen instant โ˜•๏ธ on occasion and not ashamed one bit #coffee

2017-08-23: I got Wraith from the Warp Gate in Phoenix II! #phoenix2 appstore.com/phoenixII

2017-08-20: I got Njรถrun from the Warp Gate in Phoenix II! #phoenix2 appstore.com/phoenixII

2017-08-19: I got Vuxine from the Warp Gate in Phoenix II! #phoenix2 appstore.com/phoenixII

2017-08-09: I got Torrent from the Warp Gate in Phoenix II! #phoenix2 appstore.com/phoenixII

2017-08-08: I got Saber from the Warp Gate in Phoenix II ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ•น #phoenix2 appstore.com/phoenixII

2017-07-27: TIL: If you spell the “god” in “god class” backwards it becomes “dog โ€ฆ

2017-07-27: My review of Trump if he was an app: “Shit app. Negative 5 stars.” โž–โญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธโญ๏ธ

2017-07-26: Go out and have yourself a nice Hearty Truffle today! For your health!

2017-07-23: Joy-con motion controls are phenomenal in #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch.

2017-07-21: Just got #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ•น

2017-07-11: #SlimeDay

2017-07-10: Is it just me or does the new iOS beta feel any… snappier?

2017-07-08: Went to the gym 6 out of the last 7 days ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿป

2017-06-28: Bambi is a barge watcher too #bargewatch #bambi

2017-06-27: I just backed Panobook: A Notebook for Your Desk on @Kickstarter kck.st/2rTqF4x

2017-06-27: want ๐Ÿค“ www.kickstarter.com/projects/…

2017-06-16: Happy #ARMS day to me ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ•น #NintendoSwitch

2017-06-09: SJC โœˆ๏ธ ORD ๐Ÿ‘‹โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘

2017-06-08: My personal favorite #AltConf talk was “Helping Users Create Good Habits” by @mostgood. โ€ฆ

2017-06-08: Latte โ˜•๏ธ at Social Policy in San Jose

2017-06-07: Learning about automation from the one and only Sal Soghoian #AltConf

2017-06-07: Enjoying “Kickstarting your app with user feedback” talk by @leahculver #AltConf

2017-06-07: Voltaire Coffee House San Jose Latte โ˜•๏ธ

2017-06-06: Not a rock concert. A podcast! @thetalkshow live queue

2017-06-06: Getting ready for @thetalkshow live ๐Ÿค—

2017-06-06: At micro.blog meetup today ๐Ÿ˜€

2017-06-06: โœ…: Get micro.blog button ๐Ÿค—

2017-06-06: Is it too late to learn how to program and how being a developer change my life #altconf โ€ฆ

2017-06-05: So long @atpfm show #AltConf and thanks for all the stickers

2017-06-05: โœ…: I’m at ATP live! ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค— #AltConf #WWDC

2017-06-05: This is not the keynote line. It’s the line for ATP live. ๐Ÿค“

2017-06-05: Metal 2 ๐Ÿค“

2017-06-05: I’m at a post-keynote panel discussion at #AltConf

2017-06-05: Hello #AltConf

2017-06-05: 10.5 iPad Pro instapurchased

2017-06-05: iTunes Ping API!!!!!!!!!! #WWDC

2017-06-04: โœ…: Quick visit to the mothership ๐Ÿค“

2017-06-04: ORD โœˆ๏ธ SJC for #AltConf and other ๐Ÿค“ activities

2017-06-02: its ok to curse on the quiet car under your breath

2017-05-31: people who chomp and snap on ๐ŸŽ’s next to me on the train ๐Ÿš‚ all day please go bye bye ๐Ÿ‘‹ now

2017-05-29: Link in Mute City #MK8D #NintendoSwitch

2017-05-28: #PuyoPuyoTetris #NintendoSwitch such an addictive game ๐Ÿ•น

2017-05-27: #NintendoSwitch #ARMS Global Testpunch ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿค—

2017-05-27: whoever built NSLayoutAnchor should get a medal and a cookie ๐Ÿช every day till the end of days ๐Ÿค“

2017-05-17: mini-barge under the bridge down by the river #BoredAtLunch

2017-05-17: UILabel allowsDefaultTighteningForTruncation == ๐Ÿค“

2017-05-16: nintendo switch battery drain is real ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ”‹

2017-05-12: A new version of TodayPoster for your posting pleasure

2017-05-09: Heres an early stage spare time project I recently started. A simple macOS Today Widget for posting โ€ฆ

2017-05-08: Testing out TodayPoster for posting to Micro.blog.

2017-05-07: Big Wheels #MK8D #NintendoSwitch

2017-05-07: Fun spare time project I just started. A very simple macOS Today extension for posting text to โ€ฆ

2017-05-07: Testing out the Micro.blog posting API

2017-05-07: Testing out the Micro.blog posting API

2017-05-06: ๐ŸŽ #KentuckyDerby

2017-05-06: Testing out posting API

2017-05-06: i โค๏ธ Objective-C [[[[[๐Ÿ˜ป]]]]]

2017-04-25: Hello micro.blog!!! ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€