2020-10-18: Did you ever try to listen to elevator music while not in an elevator? Cant recommend
2020-10-08: breaking: Pence’s fly just tested positive but with mild symptoms
2020-10-05: Decision 2020: Biden vs Weekend At Bernie’s
2020-10-03: White House now has more cases than New Zealand
2020-09-21: Xbox git Bethlehem today
2020-09-13: da bears
2020-07-17: Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a legit TANK
2020-07-03: in 2020 all the Karens will be televised
2020-06-15: I am not a spring chicken
2020-05-19: the life-changing magic of tidy-whities
2020-05-19: Chocolate Mnuchin
2020-05-08: time to adjust to the new realtor
2020-05-06: hamburger helper without the hamburger is our new friend
2020-05-05: where’s the beef. literally
2020-05-01: optional Bools are very very mean
2020-04-29: was hoping it would be assassins creed palatine
2020-04-21: a barrel of oil is now cheaper than one ramen noodle
2020-04-17: Ask Dr. Charlatan
2020-04-16: time to learn cobalt
2020-04-15: down to my last ranch flavored Pringle
2020-04-10: 🇺🇸 I wore pants
2020-04-07: today at work i got to name a variable “cookieMonster” 🍪
2020-04-03: what day is it
2020-03-18: copper is the new silver
2020-03-12: time to bring in Baby Yoda
2020-02-21: I eat breakfast for breakfast
2020-01-23: wouldn’t it be funny if Cyberpunk 2077 gets delayed till 2078?
2020-01-03: start the year off right with yet another spam email from Ello
2019-12-25: ‘tis the season for finding a piece of glitter stuck on your forehead hours later after a party 🎁
2019-12-10: when in doubt, bring in Baby Yoda
2019-12-06: if your app doesn’t crash on launch does that still count as “functional programming”?
2019-12-03: Now this is an update. 42gb 😯🕹
2019-11-16: Ahoy! I recently updated my little Micro.blog macOS Today Widget TodayPoster to add Dark Mode …
2019-11-07: gotta love all the Swift learning sites littered with ads and paid products 🙄
2019-10-11: Spooky canstruction 🎃
2019-09-27: life is like one big fetch quest
2019-09-25: iOS developers famous last line of code: tableView.performBatchUpdates 👩🦲 🧓 🧔 🧟♂️ ☠️
2019-09-20: Turn on this iOS 13 feature early and often 🤐
2019-09-11: SpringBoard -> StarBoard 🤔
2019-07-25: 😎 Godzilla: The Showa-Era Films, 1954–1975 - The Criterion Collection🦖
2019-07-01: scuse me while I go vacuum the database…
2019-06-30: Apologies for the humble brag… 100% completion in Red Dead Redemption 2
2019-06-13: Will SwiftUI finally help me to understand wtf “Kubernetes” is for?
2019-06-11: Checkbox-driven devlopment ✅
2019-06-03: Nerds, start your engines 📲
2019-04-08: Finally finished Assassin’s Creed Cleveland. Boy was that a slog.
2019-04-01: I’m loud … … … April fools
2019-03-30: “Should be pretty straightforward” Developer’s famous last words
2019-03-21: wat?
2019-03-16: wat?
2019-02-28: MUCH later please. I’m tired and don’t feel like working on my new domain rn
2019-02-14: Midnight snacks. Remember those?
2019-02-13: OH: “This block of code is structured like a Pyramid of Doom” … “Like …
2019-01-31: two favorite back-to-back words are “feeling unappealing”
2019-01-25: “The Xcode build system has crashed. Please close and reopen your workspace.” “The …
2019-01-23: #warning is the new and improved // TODO:
2019-01-03: Goal for 2019: Fling MacBook 💻 into Chicago river
2018-12-13: This looks like a fun upcoming Nintendo Switch game: Fitness Boxing for Nintendo Switch
2018-12-10: Our website EATS cookies because they are scrumptious!!! 🍪🍪🍪
2018-12-07: when in doubt just call layoutIfNeeded
2018-11-28: ❤️ this new GitHub “Releases only” watch feature
2018-11-06: the Xcode bloat creep is real 😟
2018-11-03: I’m doing #EXTRALIFE today to raise money for sick and injured kids at my local children’s …
2018-11-02: Uncheck this Chrome setting early and often…
2018-11-01: I early voted
2018-10-30: needs more bokeh…
2018-10-29: I’ve signed up for #EXTRALIFE this year to raise money for sick and injured kids at my local …
2018-10-22: Not sure what is worse: inconsistency or consistently bad?
2018-10-13: pro tip: you should eat a white chocolate Reese’s pumpkin
2018-10-10: Observation: if you say “True Depth” really fast it sounds more like “True Dat”
2018-10-09: the Kozy Shack pudding is the BEST pudding
2018-09-26: ⌚️ A heart rate monitor 💓 An activity tracker 🏊🏽♂️ An arm hair ripper-outer 🤛🏻
2018-09-22: nothing more guilt inducing (yet totally worth it) than binging on Chicago deep dish 🍕
2018-09-21: I will gladly pay you Tuesday if you hide your hamburger menu today
2018-09-13: To all my fellow iPhone preorder friends (degenerates) tonight: Good luck God speed And may the …
2018-09-13: have a taste for a bokeh burger all of a sudden
2018-09-12: moar beautiful bokeh please
2018-09-02: remember when they used to show professional bowling on national tv? Boy those were the days 🎳🎳🎳
2018-08-04: I’m about to eat a Pop Tart for the first time in a VERY long time
2018-07-28: TIL some people call cookie cakes “big cookies” 🤔
2018-07-25: #function, #file and #line are cool and all… but how bout that #cake???!!!
2018-07-13: It’s our national travesty that Xcode’s Paste and Preserve Formatting is not the default …
2018-07-03: App subscription fatigue? Try app subscription model fatigue! Every app I subscribe to has a unique …
2018-06-12: in my day marzipan was for making bad fruitcakes
2018-06-12: the hardest problem in all of compteurs is renaming a project in Xcode
2018-06-09: 🐎🐎🐎
2018-06-06: Getting ready for the @_RelayFM live podcast event at the Hammer
2018-06-04: I’m at the @atpfm live event watching 3 nerds on a screen
2018-06-04: in my day we got our Walkie Talkies from the Radio Shack
2018-06-04: Literally everyone in this room is trying (and failing) to download Xcode 10 beta #WWDC #bandwidth
2018-06-04: I’m in the keynote room # WWDC
2018-06-03: The theme for #WWDC this year is very ORANGE 🍊 and very 3D 🤓
2018-06-03: I went to 🍎 Park visitor center
2018-06-03: ORD ✈️ SJC for #WWDC
2018-05-23: print("it warks")
2018-05-19: eating pizza with knife and fork is not very civilized
2018-05-17: why do people have to say “yeah no”
2018-05-12: Whenever I see: Unable to simultaneously satisfy constraints:
2018-05-06: fakebook
2018-05-04: UIEdgeInsetsMake(me, lose, my, shit)
2018-04-19: There’s an Existential Megaflop in Swift??? Who knew???
2018-04-18: my modus operandi is to ride in a Hyundai 🚙
2018-04-05: I just backed Mark One: A Minimal, Durable, Retractable Pen. on @Kickstarter kck.st/2FUYSrp
2018-03-29: Whatever happened with the SE-987654321 UnsafeMutableRawBufferFlufferNutterPointerPurplePeopleEater …
2018-03-28: Why do all the cool kids these days keep saying “I mean” before every sentence?
2018-03-10: Back in the day, Sesame Street was my jam… And rubber skeletons.
2018-03-04: pancetta 👌🏼🥓 that is all
2018-02-25: 👍 this: stackoverflow.com/questions… early and often 🤓
2018-02-14: The greatest, most useful invention in the history of the world is the La-Z-Boy chair
2018-02-11: peanut butter and jelly is a food group 🥜🍓
2018-02-09: If I inherit your code and I find that you did not write unit tests… I will find you… …
2018-02-09: i only bought a HomePod for the firmware
2018-02-08: seltzer… as far the eye can see…
2018-02-06: this error message is literally boring me to tears 😭
2018-02-03: IMO, the only bowl is Tecmo bowl
2018-02-02: 🍕🍕🍕
2018-02-02: P
2018-02-02: i
2018-02-02: z
2018-02-02: z
2018-02-01: a
2018-01-23: i don’t know what to do with myself with this new Chobani design
2018-01-16: there’s no shame in using microwave egg poachers 🥚
2018-01-10: string cheese manipulation 🧀
2018-01-09: sometimes I confuse for loops with fruit loops 🍓➿
2018-01-08: For the first Micro Monday I recommend @f f.micro.blog. Why? Because one letter usernames …
2018-01-08: Several people are typing…
2018-01-07: i ❤️ porgs
2018-01-06: When in doubt, just use NSBeep 🛎
2018-01-04: day drinking while playing video games in your pajamas on a weekday is very underrated
2018-01-01: hny
2017-12-31: merry new year
2017-12-29: Bye bye IL Cook County sweetened beverage tax 👋 Hello Mexican Coke 👌
2017-12-25: 🎅
2017-12-24: jelly of the month club ☃️🎄
2017-12-21: need me an iMac Pro so can use Slack pretty
2017-12-16: so, happy holidaze and all that jazz
2017-12-14: we lost net neutrality, but we’ll always have the quiet car
2017-11-30: just me chillin with Elwood Blues at @hobchicago on this last day of @Movember #Movember …
2017-11-27: Happy Holidays. Sincerely, The hanging traffic cones above a barge on the Chicago river.
2017-11-25: It’s my birthday
2017-11-20: the secrets of the universe can be found in the HomePod firmware
2017-11-19: Forgive me
2017-11-18: Today I made ribs in the Instant Pot 👨🏻🍳
2017-11-12: I made salted caramel brownies #tasty
2017-11-10: Love this classic from Freddie Hubbard 🎺itunes.apple.com
2017-11-07: 🤞 as IBDesignable views can be brutal sometimes
2017-10-27: !🕹
2017-10-27: I can’t wait to get home today so I can play Super Mario Odyssey 🍄 #NintendoSwitch
2017-10-27: I am now a patron of Tru Luv on @patreon, and you should be too: patreon.com/truluvmed…
2017-10-26: The new Chicago Apple Store is very cool 🍎
2017-10-25: I like to write my open source code in Objective-C because it’s very crusty and keeps the riff-raff …
2017-10-24: Oh rejoice I just received my panobook from @studioneat via Kickstarter! #panobook 🗒
2017-10-21: Library book sale scoop 📖
2017-10-21: I love how my local library bans electronic devices at their used book sales. Would love to see more …
2017-10-18: 👋🏼 #ReleaseNotes
2017-10-18: Yet another great #ReleaseNotes @release_notes #3MoreYears ! #3MoreYears !
2017-10-17: Please join me in donating to help App Camp for Girls expand to 3 new cities ac4g.releasenotes.tv
2017-10-16: Hello, my name is Luby #ReleaseNotes
2017-10-16: I’m at release notes #ReleaseNotes
2017-10-12: even the snail mailers don’t use my first name ✉️
2017-10-10: XML? More like XMHell 😈🔥
2017-10-10: The Xcode plist editor was very mean to me today…
2017-10-08: I’m addicted already 👨🏼🌾 #StardewValley #NintendoSwitch
2017-10-07: ✨My Micro.blog macOS Today Widget now has optional post title functionality✨ …
2017-10-03: I still don’t get all the Touch Bar hate. It is 100% DOPE! 🤓💻
2017-09-30: good wine 🍷
2017-09-27: Robo-bug 🐞 in the wild
2017-09-26: today at work i made a robo-bug
2017-09-18: there is such a fine line between courage and herbage
2017-09-15: Cellular Apple Watch ⌚️ and 4K Apple TV 📺 here I come! 🤗🤓
2017-09-15: To my fellow Apple pre-order degenerates, Good luck… Godspeed… And may the force be …
2017-09-14: Grouping Objective-C Constants With Class Properties www.luby.info/2017/09/1…
2017-09-13: tvOS wireless debugging www.luby.info/2017/09/1…
2017-09-12: time to fire up the lemonade stands again 🍋
2017-09-08: I got Vani-Vith from the Warp Gate in Phoenix II! #phoenix2 appstore.com/phoenixII
2017-09-05: Oh rejoice Ramp Champ has finally been updated 🤓🕹💯 itunes.apple.com/us/app/ra…
2017-08-26: #ITMFA everyplay.com/videos/46…
2017-08-25: I got Gladius from the Warp Gate in Phoenix II! #phoenix2 appstore.com/phoenixII
2017-08-24: I got Dragonfly from the Warp Gate in Phoenix II! #phoenix2 appstore.com/phoenixII
2017-08-24: i like this mount hagen instant ☕️ on occasion and not ashamed one bit #coffee
2017-08-23: I got Wraith from the Warp Gate in Phoenix II! #phoenix2 appstore.com/phoenixII
2017-08-20: I got Njörun from the Warp Gate in Phoenix II! #phoenix2 appstore.com/phoenixII
2017-08-19: I got Vuxine from the Warp Gate in Phoenix II! #phoenix2 appstore.com/phoenixII
2017-08-09: I got Torrent from the Warp Gate in Phoenix II! #phoenix2 appstore.com/phoenixII
2017-08-08: I got Saber from the Warp Gate in Phoenix II 🤓🕹 #phoenix2 appstore.com/phoenixII
2017-07-27: TIL: If you spell the “god” in “god class” backwards it becomes “dog …
2017-07-27: My review of Trump if he was an app: “Shit app. Negative 5 stars.” ➖⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
2017-07-26: Go out and have yourself a nice Hearty Truffle today! For your health!
2017-07-23: Joy-con motion controls are phenomenal in #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch.
2017-07-21: Just got #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch 🤗🕹
2017-07-11: #SlimeDay
2017-07-10: Is it just me or does the new iOS beta feel any… snappier?
2017-07-08: Went to the gym 6 out of the last 7 days 🏋🏻
2017-06-28: Bambi is a barge watcher too #bargewatch #bambi
2017-06-27: I just backed Panobook: A Notebook for Your Desk on @Kickstarter kck.st/2rTqF4x
2017-06-27: want 🤓 www.kickstarter.com/projects/…
2017-06-16: Happy #ARMS day to me 🤗🕹 #NintendoSwitch
2017-06-09: SJC ✈️ ORD 👋✌️👍
2017-06-08: My personal favorite #AltConf talk was “Helping Users Create Good Habits” by @mostgood. …
2017-06-08: Latte ☕️ at Social Policy in San Jose
2017-06-07: Learning about automation from the one and only Sal Soghoian #AltConf
2017-06-07: Enjoying “Kickstarting your app with user feedback” talk by @leahculver #AltConf
2017-06-07: Voltaire Coffee House San Jose Latte ☕️
2017-06-06: Not a rock concert. A podcast! @thetalkshow live queue
2017-06-06: Getting ready for @thetalkshow live 🤗
2017-06-06: At micro.blog meetup today 😀
2017-06-06: ✅: Get micro.blog button 🤗
2017-06-06: Is it too late to learn how to program and how being a developer change my life #altconf …
2017-06-05: So long @atpfm show #AltConf and thanks for all the stickers
2017-06-05: ✅: I’m at ATP live! 🤗🤗🤗 #AltConf #WWDC
2017-06-05: This is not the keynote line. It’s the line for ATP live. 🤓
2017-06-05: Metal 2 🤓
2017-06-05: I’m at a post-keynote panel discussion at #AltConf
2017-06-05: Hello #AltConf
2017-06-05: 10.5 iPad Pro instapurchased
2017-06-05: iTunes Ping API!!!!!!!!!! #WWDC
2017-06-04: ✅: Quick visit to the mothership 🤓
2017-06-04: ORD ✈️ SJC for #AltConf and other 🤓 activities
2017-06-02: its ok to curse on the quiet car under your breath
2017-05-31: people who chomp and snap on 🍎’s next to me on the train 🚂 all day please go bye bye 👋 now
2017-05-29: Link in Mute City #MK8D #NintendoSwitch
2017-05-28: #PuyoPuyoTetris #NintendoSwitch such an addictive game 🕹
2017-05-27: #NintendoSwitch #ARMS Global Testpunch 🌎👊🏽🤗
2017-05-27: whoever built NSLayoutAnchor should get a medal and a cookie 🍪 every day till the end of days 🤓
2017-05-17: mini-barge under the bridge down by the river #BoredAtLunch
2017-05-17: UILabel allowsDefaultTighteningForTruncation == 🤓
2017-05-16: nintendo switch battery drain is real 😕🔋
2017-05-12: A new version of TodayPoster for your posting pleasure
2017-05-09: Heres an early stage spare time project I recently started. A simple macOS Today Widget for posting …
2017-05-08: Testing out TodayPoster for posting to Micro.blog.
2017-05-07: Big Wheels #MK8D #NintendoSwitch
2017-05-07: Fun spare time project I just started. A very simple macOS Today extension for posting text to …
2017-05-07: Testing out the Micro.blog posting API
2017-05-07: Testing out the Micro.blog posting API
2017-05-06: 🐎 #KentuckyDerby
2017-05-06: Testing out posting API
2017-05-06: i ❤️ Objective-C [[[[[😻]]]]]
2017-04-25: Hello micro.blog!!! 😀😀😀